The Free Range Rebellion Die-Cut Sticker | Smugglers & Pirates Collection | Sláinte Farms

The cages were built.

The rules were written.

The corporations thought the flock would comply.

They were wrong.

The Free Range Rebellion tells the story of a barnyard uprising led by a fearless pirate rooster and a growing army of free-range revolutionaries determined to defend local farms, honest food, and the right to scratch where they please.

Flying the legendary Egg & Bones battle flag, the rebellion gathers beneath a simple cause:

☘️ Our Feathers.

☘️ Our Farms.

☘️ Our Future.

The design features:

☘️ A pirate rooster leading the charge

☘️ The Free Range Rebellion battle standard

☘️ A flock united against corporate agriculture

☘️ "Join The Flock" recruitment poster

☘️ "Eat Local • Support Small • Defy The Empire" message

☘️ Corporate Agri-Industries headquarters looming in the background

☘️ Farmyard revolutionaries armed with determination and attitude

Highlighted slogans include:

"They Tried To Cage Us. They Failed To Stop Us."

and

"No Cages. No Chains. No Corporate Grains."

Part pirate adventure, part farm satire, and part declaration of food independence, this sticker captures the rebellious spirit at the heart of the Sláinte Farms universe.

Perfect for homesteaders, farmers, backyard chicken keepers, local food advocates, freedom-minded consumers, pirate enthusiasts, and anyone who believes small farms deserve a fighting chance.

Looks great on coolers, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, tractors, feed bins, campers, trucks, coops, and anywhere the rebellion needs another recruit.

Sláinte Farms

Irish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.