The Five Stages of Bacon | Sláinte Farms Die-Cut Sticker | Pig Chronicles Collection

Every journey ends somewhere.

For some pigs, it ends with acceptance.

For everyone else, it ends with bacon.

Follow one unfortunate hog's emotional journey through the Five Stages of Bacon as rising pork prices and the realities of farm life slowly set in. From denial and outrage to bargaining, depression, and finally a peaceful acceptance of an artisanal pork future, this hilarious design captures the inevitable cycle of farmyard destiny.

Packed with hidden jokes, clever details, and Sláinte Farms humor, this sticker has quickly become a favorite among pig farmers, homesteaders, barbecue enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates the simple truth that every breakfast has a story.

Part of the Pig Chronicles Collection, this design celebrates local food, responsible farming, and the humor that comes from understanding exactly where your food comes from.

Features:

• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker
• Weather-resistant and durable
• Perfect for coolers, smokers, pellet grills, toolboxes, water bottles, vehicles, laptops, feed bins, and farm equipment
• Original Sláinte Farms artwork
• Great gift for hog farmers, homesteaders, pitmasters, barbecue lovers, backyard farmers, and local food supporters

Sláinte Farms

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Every Journey Ends Somewhere.