Last Rites | Sláinte Farms Die-Cut Sticker | Pig Chronicles Collection

Some fates are inescapable.

As the end draws near, one thoughtful hog seeks spiritual guidance and a chance to unburden his conscience. Kneeling before Father Cluck, he delivers a heartfelt confession:

"Forgive me Father... I have developed large hams."

The response?

"My son... we all knew."

Blending farm humor, Irish heritage, and the unavoidable realities of livestock life, Last Rites is one of the darkest—and funniest—entries in the Pig Chronicles Collection. From the confession guidelines to the day's special of Pork Belly & Redemption, every detail rewards a closer look.

It's a sticker that perfectly captures the Sláinte Farms philosophy: laugh often, eat well, and appreciate the honest realities of where food comes from.

Features:

• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker
• Weather-resistant and durable
• Perfect for coolers, smokers, pellet grills, water bottles, toolboxes, vehicles, laptops, feed bins, and farm equipment
• Original Sláinte Farms artwork
• Great gift for hog farmers, homesteaders, pitmasters, bacon enthusiasts, ranchers, and lovers of farm humor

Part of the Pig Chronicles Collection from Sláinte Farms.

Sláinte Farms

Irish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.

Some Fates Are Inescapable.