Egg Smugglers Union

The breakfast supply chain doesn't protect itself.

The Egg Smugglers Union is a brotherhood of rooster captains, dock workers, cargo handlers, lookouts, and breakfast freedom fighters dedicated to one mission: keeping farm-fresh eggs moving from local farms to local tables.

Under moonlit skies and flying the Shamrock Jolly Roger, the Union works around the clock loading Grade A contraband, securing breakfast supplies, and making sure no honest egg falls into corporate hands.

Part of the Egg Cartel Collection, this detailed design celebrates local food, independent farmers, backyard chicken keepers, and everyone who believes breakfast is too important to leave to MegaMart.

Union Motto: ☘️ No Clucking Questions

☘️ Grade A Contraband

☘️ Freshly Smuggled

☘️ Watch The Waters

☘️ Keeping Breakfast Independent

Perfect for coolers, water bottles, toolboxes, chicken coops, tractors, campers, laptops, workshops, feed rooms, and loyal members of the breakfast underground.

Sláinte Farms

Irish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.

Features
• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker
• Durable, weather-resistant construction
• Great for coolers, water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, vehicles, farm equipment, and outdoor gear