Dead or Frying Die-Cut Sticker | Smugglers & Pirates Collection | Sláinte Farms
Some outlaws steal gold.
These outlaws steal breakfast.
The Dead or Frying poster features three of the most notorious fugitives ever to roam the Sláinte Farms frontier: Cluckbeard, Henrietta, and Egg McThief. Wanted across the countryside for egg piracy, coop burglary, smuggling operations, and general breakfast-related mischief, this infamous trio has become legendary throughout the barnyard.
Part of the Smugglers & Pirates Collection, this western-inspired wanted poster blends pirate adventure, outlaw humor, and farm-life storytelling into one highly detailed design.
Known offenses include:
☘️ Egg Piracy
☘️ Coop Burglary
☘️ Smuggling Grade A Goods
☘️ Fowl Play
☘️ Treason Against Mediocre Breakfasts
Reward offered:
One Dozen Eggs
Cash Negotiable. Bacon Accepted.
Perfect for chicken keepers, homesteaders, farmers, pirate enthusiasts, western fans, breakfast lovers, and anyone who appreciates a little organized breakfast crime.
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