Dead or Frying Die-Cut Sticker | Smugglers & Pirates Collection | Sláinte Farms

Some outlaws steal gold.

These outlaws steal breakfast.

The Dead or Frying poster features three of the most notorious fugitives ever to roam the Sláinte Farms frontier: Cluckbeard, Henrietta, and Egg McThief. Wanted across the countryside for egg piracy, coop burglary, smuggling operations, and general breakfast-related mischief, this infamous trio has become legendary throughout the barnyard.

Part of the Smugglers & Pirates Collection, this western-inspired wanted poster blends pirate adventure, outlaw humor, and farm-life storytelling into one highly detailed design.

Known offenses include:

☘️ Egg Piracy

☘️ Coop Burglary

☘️ Smuggling Grade A Goods

☘️ Fowl Play

☘️ Treason Against Mediocre Breakfasts

Reward offered:

One Dozen Eggs

Cash Negotiable. Bacon Accepted.

Perfect for chicken keepers, homesteaders, farmers, pirate enthusiasts, western fans, breakfast lovers, and anyone who appreciates a little organized breakfast crime.

Sláinte Farms

Irish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.