Anubis' Breakfast Order: Official Order of the Afterlife Die-Cut Sticker | Ancient Orders Collection

No soul goes hungry.

Deep within the halls of the afterlife, Anubis oversees the most important responsibility entrusted to any guardian of eternity: making sure breakfast is properly approved.

Part of the Ancient Orders Collection, this richly detailed artwork imagines the celestial bureaucracy behind the ancient world. Souls are weighed, records are maintained, offerings are accepted, and every worthy breakfast receives official authorization before the sun rises once more.

Featuring Anubis, sacred symbols, divine ledgers, ceremonial scales, eggs, bacon, pancakes, and enough ancient administrative paperwork to satisfy even the most demanding cosmic accountant, this design blends mythology, humor, and the unmistakable spirit of Sláinte Farms.

Because if breakfast sustains the soul, somebody has to keep the records.

Features

• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker
• Durable, weather-resistant construction
• Perfect for coolers, water bottles, toolboxes, laptops, vehicles, farm equipment, gun safes, and outdoor gear
• Exclusive Sláinte Farms artwork
• Part of the Ancient Orders Collection

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