Witness Protection | Sláinte Farms Die-Cut Sticker | Pig Chronicles Collection

A new name.

A new identity.

The exact same problem.

After entering the Witness Protection Program, one hopeful hog arrives with a new wardrobe, a new mustache, new paperwork, and a fresh start. Unfortunately, the program administrator quickly identifies a flaw in the plan.

"You're still a pig."

What follows is perhaps the shortest relocation interview in agricultural history.

Witness Protection is a fan-favorite entry in the Pig Chronicles Collection, blending dark farm humor, government bureaucracy satire, and the inescapable realities of livestock life into one unforgettable design.

From the fake identities and relocation paperwork to the program brochures and less-than-encouraging office signage, every detail is loaded with hidden jokes and classic Sláinte Farms storytelling.

Because changing your name is easy.

Changing your species is harder.

Features:

• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker
• Weather-resistant and durable
• Perfect for coolers, water bottles, smokers, pellet grills, toolboxes, laptops, vehicles, feed bins, and farm equipment
• Original Sláinte Farms artwork
• Great gift for farmers, ranchers, homesteaders, pork producers, barbecue enthusiasts, and lovers of dark farm humor
• Guaranteed to start conversations and earn double-takes

Part of the Pig Chronicles Collection from Sláinte Farms.

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New Name. Same Problem.