The Ham Protection Program | Sláinte Farms Die-Cut Sticker | Pig Chronicles Collection

Every pig dreams of a second chance.

Unfortunately, the Ham Protection Program has a few eligibility requirements.

When one nervous hog arrives seeking witness relocation, a new identity, and a future free from bacon-related concerns, he discovers a harsh reality: once you've been classified as "delicious," your options become limited.

Very limited.

Featuring secret government-style bureaucracy, livestock humor, and one of the darkest entries in the Pig Chronicles Collection, The Ham Protection Program is packed with hidden jokes, absurd details, and classic Sláinte Farms storytelling.

From the dismal program success rate to the pork passport, failed rescue files, and the ominous reminder that "the best witnesses are the ones that disappear," every corner of this design rewards a closer look.

Because sometimes the paperwork isn't the biggest problem.

Features:

• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker
• Weather-resistant and durable
• Perfect for coolers, smokers, pellet grills, water bottles, toolboxes, laptops, vehicles, feed bins, and farm equipment
• Original Sláinte Farms artwork
• Great gift for hog farmers, homesteaders, ranchers, pitmasters, pork producers, barbecue enthusiasts, and fans of dark farm humor
• A guaranteed conversation starter

Part of the Pig Chronicles Collection from Sláinte Farms.

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You Can Run. We Will Find You. Then We'll Lose The Paperwork.