The Egg Cartel Die-Cut Sticker | Egg Cartel Collection | Sláinte Farms

Some organizations move gold.

Some move contraband.

The Egg Cartel moves breakfast.

Straight from the shadows of the henhouse comes this flagship design from the Egg Cartel Collection, featuring the most feared poultry syndicate on the continent. Armed with free-range determination, questionable bookkeeping, and an unwavering commitment to quality eggs, the Cartel controls the most valuable commodity known to mankind: breakfast.

Under cover of darkness, the organization distributes premium farm-fresh contraband to loyal customers while keeping corporate food empires awake at night.

Packed with hidden jokes, vintage crime-family aesthetics, pirate influences, shamrocks, and classic Sláinte Farms humor, this design blends farm life and organized-crime parody into one gloriously ridiculous sticker.

Official Egg Cartel Rules:

☘️ No Snitches

☘️ No Scratches

☘️ Quality Above Everything

☘️ Loyalty To The Flock

☘️ Breakfast Comes First

Whether you're a backyard chicken keeper, a breakfast enthusiast, or simply appreciate a well-run criminal egg enterprise, this sticker belongs in your collection.

Perfect for coolers, water bottles, toolboxes, laptops, campers, farm trucks, chicken coops, workshops, and secret meetings of breakfast enthusiasts.

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