The Diagnosis | Sláinte Farms Die-Cut Sticker | Pig Chronicles Collection

Some diagnoses change your life.

This one explains it.

After noticing a growing list of concerning symptoms—including being delicious, juicy, tender, and increasingly irresistible—a worried hog schedules an appointment with the highly respected Dr. R. Rooster, D.V.M.

The prognosis is not encouraging.

When the patient nervously asks about the test results, the doctor delivers the diagnosis every pig fears most:

Excessive Deliciousness. Confirmed.

Featuring medical satire, farm humor, and one of the most unfortunate diagnoses in agricultural history, The Diagnosis is a standout entry in the Pig Chronicles Collection. Every detail is packed with hidden jokes—from the symptom chart and medical credentials to the doctor's notes, anatomy diagrams, and recommendations for "advanced butchery."

For anyone who appreciates livestock humor, local food, and the realities of farm life, this sticker is guaranteed to generate laughs and double-takes.

Features:

• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker
• Weather-resistant and durable
• Perfect for coolers, smokers, pellet grills, water bottles, toolboxes, laptops, vehicles, feed bins, and farm equipment
• Original Sláinte Farms artwork
• Great gift for farmers, ranchers, homesteaders, veterinarians, barbecue enthusiasts, pork producers, and fans of agricultural humor

Part of the Pig Chronicles Collection from Sláinte Farms.

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