The Department of Egg Efficiency Die-Cut Sticker | MegaMart Resistance Collection | Sláinte Farms

Because apparently chickens need quarterly performance reviews now.

The Department of Egg Efficiency sticker from the Sláinte Farms MegaMart Resistance Collection is a satirical look at what happens when corporate management discovers farming.

Armed with spreadsheets, performance metrics, and a complete misunderstanding of how nature works, the Department of Egg Efficiency is determined to maximize output, minimize individuality, and optimize breakfast one miserable chicken at a time.

Meanwhile, the chickens have a different opinion.

A hilarious parody of corporate bureaucracy, industrial agriculture, endless KPI meetings, and the obsession with efficiency over common sense, this design is perfect for farmers, chicken keepers, office workers, managers, and anyone who has ever sat through a meeting that should have been an email.

Official Efficiency Mandates:

☘️ More Eggs

☘️ Less Space

☘️ Less Sunlight

☘️ Less Fun

☘️ More Reports

Resistance Position:

☘️ Chickens Are Not Machines

☘️ Nature Is Not A Spreadsheet

☘️ Local Farms Over Factory Farms

☘️ Real Food Over Corporate Food

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, coolers, office desks, chicken coops, toolboxes, and anywhere bureaucratic nonsense deserves a little mockery.

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