{"product_id":"occupational-hazard-slainte-farms-die-cut-sticker-pig-chronicles-collection","title":"Occupational Hazard | Sláinte Farms Die-Cut Sticker | Pig Chronicles Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome fears are irrational.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter years of hearing phrases like \u003cem\u003e\"bacon potential,\"\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003e\"good marbling,\"\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003e\"premium pork prices,\"\u003c\/em\u003e one understandably concerned hog has finally decided to seek professional help. Unfortunately, his therapist appears to be reaching some uncomfortable conclusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, a rooster outside the window is carrying today's breakfast menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat can't be a good sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOccupational Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e is one of the most detail-packed entries in the Pig Chronicles Collection, blending farm humor, workplace stress, and livestock reality into a hilarious scene that every farmer, homesteader, and bacon enthusiast will appreciate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Dr. Oinkfrey P. Higgins' therapy notes to the suspicious newspaper headlines and the less-than-reassuring counseling literature, every corner contains another joke waiting to be discovered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather-resistant and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for coolers, smokers, pellet grills, water bottles, toolboxes, laptops, vehicles, feed bins, and farm equipment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Sláinte Farms artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for hog farmers, homesteaders, ranchers, pitmasters, pork producers, barbecue enthusiasts, and fans of farm humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the \u003cstrong\u003ePig Chronicles Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e from Sláinte Farms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSláinte Farms\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eIrish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome Fears Are Justified.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 4\" × 4\"","offer_id":51881154543904,"sku":"26151933681548358417","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/1434\/8832\/files\/15468712118783314080_1200.jpg?v=1781817429","url":"https:\/\/shop.slaintefarms.com\/products\/occupational-hazard-slainte-farms-die-cut-sticker-pig-chronicles-collection","provider":"Slainte Farms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}