{"product_id":"eggs-before-grogs","title":"Eggs Before Grogs","description":"\u003cp\u003eA wise crew eats first. Pirates drink second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Eggs Before Grogs design celebrates an ancient pirate tradition that every successful breakfast crew understands: never start the grog until the eggs are gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Smugglers \u0026amp; Pirates Collection, this artwork features a gathering of pirate chickens enjoying a proper morning feast at the legendary Cluck \u0026amp; Anchor Tavern. Farm-fresh eggs, sizzling breakfast plates, hot coffee, and good company take center stage while the grog waits its turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe morning rules are simple:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Fresh Eggs, Not Grog\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Scramble, Not Rum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Good Eggs, Strong Crew, Happy Morning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Breakfast Builds Legends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLoaded with pirate humor, breakfast culture, barnyard characters, and Sláinte Farms storytelling, this sticker is a tribute to those who understand that every great day starts with a great breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chicken keepers, breakfast lovers, coffee drinkers, pirate enthusiasts, farmers, homesteaders, and anyone who believes eggs should always come before excuses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSláinte Farms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIrish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\n• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable, weather-resistant construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great for coolers, water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, vehicles, farm equipment, and outdoor gear\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sláinte Farms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921678860576,"sku":"SP-008","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/1434\/8832\/files\/Eggs_20Before_20Grogs.png?v=1782704823","url":"https:\/\/shop.slaintefarms.com\/products\/eggs-before-grogs","provider":"Slainte Farms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}