Eggs Before Grogs Die-Cut Sticker | Smugglers & Pirates Collection | Sláinte Farms

A wise crew eats first. Pirates drink second.

The Eggs Before Grogs design celebrates an ancient pirate tradition that every successful breakfast crew understands: never start the grog until the eggs are gone.

Part of the Smugglers & Pirates Collection, this artwork features a gathering of pirate chickens enjoying a proper morning feast at the legendary Cluck & Anchor Tavern. Farm-fresh eggs, sizzling breakfast plates, hot coffee, and good company take center stage while the grog waits its turn.

The morning rules are simple:

☘️ Fresh Eggs, Not Grog

☘️ Scramble, Not Rum

☘️ Good Eggs, Strong Crew, Happy Morning

☘️ Breakfast Builds Legends

Loaded with pirate humor, breakfast culture, barnyard characters, and Sláinte Farms storytelling, this sticker is a tribute to those who understand that every great day starts with a great breakfast.

Perfect for chicken keepers, breakfast lovers, coffee drinkers, pirate enthusiasts, farmers, homesteaders, and anyone who believes eggs should always come before excuses.

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