{"product_id":"egg-smuggler-crew-member","title":"Egg Smuggler Crew Member","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot everyone gets a seat at the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Official Egg Smuggler Crew Member has earned their place in the breakfast underground—moving premium Grade A contraband from farm to table while keeping the supply lines of freedom open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo clucking questions. No corporate permission slips. Just fresh eggs, honest food, and a commitment to keeping breakfast out of the hands of the food empires.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Egg Cartel Collection, this design features a proud pirate rooster hauling a crate of contraband eggs, standing watch over the breakfast trade routes that keep local food moving. Packed with pirate imagery, shamrock symbolism, and farm-fresh rebellion, this sticker is perfect for chicken keepers, homesteaders, farmers, and supporters of independent agriculture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrew Member Duties: ☘️ Move the cargo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Protect the breakfast supply chain\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Support local farms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Ask fewer questions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Deliver freedom one egg at a time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for coolers, water bottles, chicken coops, toolboxes, tractors, campers, laptops, feed bins, workshops, and anywhere loyal crew members gather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSláinte Farms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIrish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\n• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable, weather-resistant construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great for coolers, water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, vehicles, farm equipment, and outdoor gear\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sláinte Farms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921672241440,"sku":"EC-006","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/1434\/8832\/files\/Egg_20Smuggler_20Crew_20Member.png?v=1782704735","url":"https:\/\/shop.slaintefarms.com\/products\/egg-smuggler-crew-member","provider":"Slainte Farms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}