Egg Cartel: Smuggling Freedom Die-Cut Sticker | Egg Cartel Collection | Sláinte Farms

The paperwork is approved.

The shipment is moving.

Breakfast will arrive on schedule.

Deep inside the hidden headquarters of the Egg Cartel, the bosses of the breakfast underground coordinate the movement of the world's most valuable commodity: premium farm-fresh eggs.

This classic design from the Egg Cartel Collection features the leadership council of Sláinte Farms overseeing smuggling routes, confirming deliveries, and ensuring that no coop is left behind and no egg goes unsold.

Part organized crime parody, part pirate adventure, and part celebration of local food culture, this sticker combines vintage crime-family aesthetics with the rebellious spirit that defines Sláinte Farms.

Official Egg Cartel Principles:

☘️ No Coops Left Behind

☘️ No Eggs Left Unsold

☘️ Quality Before Quantity

☘️ Loyalty To The Flock

☘️ Freedom Delivered Fresh

Loaded with hidden details, smuggling maps, lantern-lit meetings, black-market egg jokes, shamrocks, and farm-fresh mischief, this design is perfect for anyone who believes breakfast is serious business.

Perfect for coolers, water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, campers, workshops, chicken coops, farm trucks, and members of the breakfast underground.

Sláinte Farms

Irish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.