{"product_id":"dead-or-frying","title":"Dead or Frying","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome outlaws steal gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese outlaws steal breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dead or Frying poster features three of the most notorious fugitives ever to roam the Sláinte Farms frontier: Cluckbeard, Henrietta, and Egg McThief. Wanted across the countryside for egg piracy, coop burglary, smuggling operations, and general breakfast-related mischief, this infamous trio has become legendary throughout the barnyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Smugglers \u0026amp; Pirates Collection, this western-inspired wanted poster blends pirate adventure, outlaw humor, and farm-life storytelling into one highly detailed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKnown offenses include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Egg Piracy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Coop Burglary\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Smuggling Grade A Goods\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Fowl Play\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Treason Against Mediocre Breakfasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eReward offered:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOne Dozen Eggs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCash Negotiable. Bacon Accepted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for chicken keepers, homesteaders, farmers, pirate enthusiasts, western fans, breakfast lovers, and anyone who appreciates a little organized breakfast crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSláinte Farms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIrish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\n• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable, weather-resistant construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great for coolers, water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, vehicles, farm equipment, and outdoor gear\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sláinte Farms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921678827808,"sku":"SP-007","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/1434\/8832\/files\/Dead_20or_20Frying.png?v=1782704821","url":"https:\/\/shop.slaintefarms.com\/products\/dead-or-frying","provider":"Slainte Farms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}