{"product_id":"corsairs-of-honest-food-megamart-resistance","title":"Corsairs of Honest Food","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe seas belong to the bold. Breakfast belongs to the free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Honest Food Corsairs sticker from the Sláinte Farms MegaMart Resistance Collection tells the tale of a fearless crew sailing under the Shamrock Jolly Roger and waging war against the forces of bland corporate food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eArmed with eggs of independence, real bacon, raw milk, and salted butter that actually tastes like butter, the Honest Food Corsairs have one mission: liberate breakfast from the clutches of MegaMart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart pirate adventure, part food rebellion, and completely ridiculous, this design celebrates local farms, independent food producers, and everyone who believes that food should come from people—not corporations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAuthorized Targets: ☘️ Fake Bacon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Powdered Eggs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Synthetic Syrup\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Corporate Butter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e☘️ Artificial Everything\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for coolers, water bottles, laptops, feed bins, toolboxes, campers, smokers, grills, tractors, and resistance headquarters everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSláinte Farms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIrish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003cbr\u003e\n• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e\n• Durable, weather-resistant construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great for coolers, water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, vehicles, farm equipment, and outdoor gear\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sláinte Farms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921674076448,"sku":"MM-002","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/1434\/8832\/files\/Corsairs_20of_20Honest_20Food.png?v=1782704766","url":"https:\/\/shop.slaintefarms.com\/products\/corsairs-of-honest-food-megamart-resistance","provider":"Slainte Farms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}