{"product_id":"chicken-wrangler","title":"Chicken Wrangler","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot all heroes ride into town on horseback. Some arrive with a flock of chickens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Sláinte Farms Classics Collection, this design celebrates the legendary Chicken Wrangler—the fearless free-range pirate farmer tasked with keeping order among the most unpredictable livestock on earth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eArmed with determination, a shepherd's crook, and more optimism than common sense, he rides out each day to gather wandering hens, protect the breakfast supply chain, and maintain peace throughout the farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's honest work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a pirate farmer, a loyal mule, free-range chickens, Irish heritage influences, and the spirit of independent farming, this sticker perfectly captures the Sláinte Farms belief that life is better when it's a little less corporate and a lot more adventurous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a chicken keeper, homesteader, farmer, rancher, or simply appreciate farm life with a pirate twist, this sticker belongs in your collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Durable, weather-resistant construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Perfect for coolers, water bottles, feed bins, toolboxes, laptops, vehicles, tractors, trailers, farm equipment, and outdoor gear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Exclusive Sláinte Farms artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Part of the Sláinte Farms Classics Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: May inspire spontaneous chicken counting, unnecessary livestock inspections, and an inflated sense of authority over poultry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSláinte Farms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIrish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sláinte Farms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921677844768,"sku":"SC-001","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/1434\/8832\/files\/Chicken_20Wrangler.png?v=1782704804","url":"https:\/\/shop.slaintefarms.com\/products\/chicken-wrangler","provider":"Slainte Farms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}