{"product_id":"bacon-incident-b","title":"Bacon Incident B","description":"\u003cp\u003eAccording to the official report, it happened exactly once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAccording to the evidence, that's highly unlikely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhen Porky McBandit was caught fleeing the Breakfast Preparation Department with a suspicious quantity of bacon, he offered a simple defense:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\"It was one time. One time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe investigating roosters were unconvinced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a runaway pirate pig, furious breakfast enforcement officers, confiscated evidence, and a rapidly escalating farmyard manhunt, The Bacon Incident – One Time Edition tells the next chapter in one of the most infamous criminal cases in Sláinte Farms history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis design celebrates the timeless farm truth that some hogs simply cannot resist bacon, regardless of the consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePacked with humor, hidden details, and pure Sláinte Farms chaos, this sticker is perfect for anyone who appreciates pigs, bacon, and terrible excuses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Weather-resistant and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Perfect for coolers, smokers, pellet grills, toolboxes, water bottles, vehicles, laptops, feed bins, and farm equipment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Original Sláinte Farms artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e• Great gift for pig farmers, homesteaders, pitmasters, bacon enthusiasts, backyard farmers, and lovers of farm humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Pig Chronicles Collection from Sláinte Farms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSláinte Farms\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIrish Roots. Pirate Spirit. Honest Food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Pig Has A Story. Some Have A Criminal Record.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sláinte Farms","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51921674731808,"sku":"PC-004","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/1434\/8832\/files\/Bacon_20Incident_20B.png?v=1782704778","url":"https:\/\/shop.slaintefarms.com\/products\/bacon-incident-b","provider":"Slainte Farms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}